Purpose-built
Because “just use your hand” is not a product strategy.
Coming soon-ish · Made with intent
A better way to grab ass.
The Grab Ass Grabber is a forthcoming physical product for people who believe an important job deserves the right tool.
Patent pending
on the vibes
The short version
We’re making the thing you didn’t know you needed.
Deliberately fun
Useful objects don’t have to arrive wearing a beige hat.
Still becoming real
Join the list while the prototypes get their act together.